Shhhhh I’m Just An Orchid Okay

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna

Intro post:

Hi! Call me Blue/Orchid/anything else u come up with. It’s tumblr. You’re creative. Pick a nickname I’ll probably respond to it.

If you’re following for a Minecraft gimmick blog im sorry to say you’re not gonna get much of that here; I just love Minecraft orchids.

Boundaries:

If you send me an ask, message, or submission, there is no guarantee that I will read and/or post it. It’s my blog and I choose what I interact with.

If you DM me and I don’t know who you are, I may choose to ignore/close the DMs or block you. That’s not a comment on you at all, I just don’t like DMing ppl I don’t know on tumblr.

I reserve the right to block, unfollow, or otherwise not interact with a blog or post. We don’t do the scrupulous “if you don’t follow/reblog XYZ you’re a bad person” here. You are not entitled to my time or energy. I am not a celebrity. This is a blog I use for fun.

If you need something tagged consistently, ask me and I will do my best, but be aware that I cannot guarantee consistency. At some point I will probably forget to tag it. If you cannot handle something not being tagged, it may be best to unfollow.

I lose speech/language sometimes. Some posts I make will be made with AAC. The grammar and formatting of those posts will look different. Don’t be an asshole about it. If you’re rude about poor grammar/spelling/coherency on a post I will likely block you.

Ableism, queerphobia of any type, racism, etc. is not tolerated here. Honest questions are welcome. I’m glad to talk but I will not put up with bait asks or bad faith discussions.

Pinned Post intro post hello! I’ve been around for a while but I’m redoing my blog. if you recognize the url then hi yes this is me I changed my tumblr
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ilikewritingandspeedcore

EXCUSE ME THERE IS A PLANT THAT CAN MIMIC FAKE PLANTS?????

IT'S CALLED A BOQUILA TRIOFOLIOLATA AND IT'S FUCKING WITH MY BRAIN

IT APPARENTLY CAN MIMIC OTHER PLANTS AND AT FIRST I WAS LIKE "oh cool man it must take it's genetic code and copy it or feel the roots or something like that!! :3"

AND THEN I READ AN ARTICLE ON IT AND THESE FUCKING PARAGRAPHS HIT ME LIKE A BUS

LIKE READ THIS SHIT

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WHAT THE FUCK MOTHER NATURE

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I went to find the article. It's fascinating.

https://www.tandfonline.com/doi/full/10.1080/15592324.2021.1977530
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digital-magus

In retrospect, consider the number 1 thing every grade-schooler knows about plants is they take in light, the idea they might be able to see should not wreck my shit as hard as it does

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roach-works

concept: elves are supernaturally good at everything ONLY because they live to be bonkers old and if you were hot and sexy for thousands of years you’d be kickass at archery and treeclimbing and horseback riding too. but like there’s 20 year old elves out there that are just straight dumbasses who can’t do shit.

concept: non-elves can’t tell the 20 year old elves apart from the 2000 year old elves

concept: there’s a 20 year old elf in your tavern and he’s counting on this 

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gay-cripply-scientist

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I was a low verbal autistic kid that used plushies to communicate with people, and boy howdy did teachers/adults in general not like that past a certain age. Jokes on u fukkos, cool people absolutely adore seeing plushies just hangin out

gay-cripply-scientist

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Thought I’d add some pics of Edward the ducky plush! Here’s him and his lil outfit and knife, and him in my pocket while we visited an aquarium!